On the first day of Xmas my true love sent to me
A Wentworth by election

On the second day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the third day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the fourth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the fifth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
A five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the sixth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the seventh day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Seven kids on Nauru, six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the eighth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru,
Six beetroots bonking, and a five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the ninth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Nine power stations, eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru,
Six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the tenth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Ten more extinctions, nine power stations, eight angry Abbotts,
Seven kids on Nauru, six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the eleventh day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Libs lambasting, ten more extinctions, nine power stations,
Eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru, six beetroots bonking,
A five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election

On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love sent to me
Twelve Greens protesting, eleven Libs lambasting, ten more extinctions,
Nine power stations, eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru,
Six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel!
Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming
And a Wentworth by election