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On the first day of Xmas my true love sent to me A Wentworth by election On the second day of Xmas my true love sent to me Two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the third day of Xmas my true love sent to me Three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the fourth day of Xmas my true love sent to me Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the fifth day of Xmas my true love sent to me A five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the sixth day of Xmas my true love sent to me Six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the seventh day of Xmas my true love sent to me Seven kids on Nauru, six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the eighth day of Xmas my true love sent to me Eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru, Six beetroots bonking, and a five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the ninth day of Xmas my true love sent to me Nine power stations, eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru, Six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the tenth day of Xmas my true love sent to me Ten more extinctions, nine power stations, eight angry Abbotts, Seven kids on Nauru, six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the eleventh day of Xmas my true love sent to me Eleven Libs lambasting, ten more extinctions, nine power stations, Eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru, six beetroots bonking, A five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love sent to me Twelve Greens protesting, eleven Libs lambasting, ten more extinctions, Nine power stations, eight angry Abbotts, seven kids on Nauru, Six beetroots bonking, a five star hotel! Four mocking journos, three more au pairs, two degrees of warming And a Wentworth by election